{"id":3706,"date":"2021-01-05T01:47:52","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/?p=3706"},"modified":"2021-01-05T01:47:52","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:47:52","slug":"make-sure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/make-sure\/","title":{"rendered":"Make sure"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A Lawyer Calls his best friend who is also a lawyer for advice, panicking.<\/p>\n

“You’ve got to help me… I just shot my law clerk by accident…I think he’s dead. What should I do?”<\/p>\n

His mate says “well first you better make sure he’s dead!”<\/p>\n

” OK,” says the first guy.<\/p>\n

There’s a loud shot.<\/p>\n

the first lawyer comes back on the phone.<\/p>\n

OK, that’s done now what?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Lawyer Calls his best friend who is also a lawyer for advice, panicking. “You’ve got to help me… I just shot my law clerk by accident…I think he’s dead. What should I do?” His mate says “well first you better make sure he’s dead!” ” OK,” says the first guy. There’s a loud shot. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706\/"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post\/"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1\/"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments\/?post=3706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706\/revisions\/"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3710,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3706\/revisions\/3710\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/?parent=3706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories\/?post=3706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags\/?post=3706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}