{"id":3711,"date":"2021-01-05T01:48:32","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/?p=3711"},"modified":"2021-01-05T01:48:32","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:48:32","slug":"how-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/how-you-know\/","title":{"rendered":"How you know?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, “Did you actually see the accident?”<\/p>\n

The witness: “Yes, sir.”<\/p>\n

The lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?”<\/p>\n

The witness: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.”<\/p>\n

The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness):\u00a0“Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?”<\/p>\n

The witness:\u00a0“Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness: “Yes, sir.” The lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?” The witness: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.” The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness):\u00a0“Well, sir, will you tell the jury […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post\/"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1\/"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments\/?post=3711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/revisions\/"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3715,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/revisions\/3715\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/?parent=3711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories\/?post=3711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags\/?post=3711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}