{"id":3716,"date":"2021-01-05T01:49:02","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/?p=3716"},"modified":"2021-01-05T01:49:02","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:49:02","slug":"where","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/where\/","title":{"rendered":"Where?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3717\" src=\"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/where.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"142\" height=\"170\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"body-outer\" class=\"clr\">\n<div id=\"body-inner-one\">\n<div id=\"body-user\" class=\"equalh\">\n<div class=\"clr\">\n<div id=\"layer-left-only\">\n<div id=\"mainbody\" class=\"clr\">\n<div class=\"clr\">\n<div class=\"item-page\">\n<p>An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they&#8217;ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.<\/p>\n<p>One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, &#8220;So, how&#8217;s it going down there in hell?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Satan replies, &#8220;Hey things are going great. We&#8217;ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there&#8217;s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>God replies, &#8220;What??? You&#8217;ve got an engineer? That&#8217;s a mistake &#8212; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Satan says, &#8220;No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I&#8217;m keeping him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>God says, &#8220;Send him back up here or I&#8217;ll sue.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Satan laughs uproariously and answers, &#8220;Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they&#8217;ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3716\/"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post\/"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1\/"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments\/?post=3716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3716\/revisions\/"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3720,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3716\/revisions\/3720\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/?parent=3716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories\/?post=3716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags\/?post=3716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}