{"id":3731,"date":"2021-01-05T01:51:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/?p=3731"},"modified":"2021-01-05T01:51:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:51:00","slug":"take-care-of-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/take-care-of-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Take care of them!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3732\" src=\"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/take_care_of_them.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/take_care_of_them.jpg 600w, https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/take_care_of_them-300x244.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.<\/p>\n<p>She took the box and promised to put it in the crew&#8217;s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, &#8220;Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not one hand went up . . . . so she took them home and ate them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew&#8217;s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post\/"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1\/"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments\/?post=3731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions\/"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3735,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions\/3735\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/?parent=3731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories\/?post=3731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags\/?post=3731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}