{"id":3736,"date":"2021-01-05T01:51:32","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/?p=3736"},"modified":"2021-01-05T01:55:18","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:55:18","slug":"a-lawyer-boarded-an-airplane-in-new-orleans-with-a-box-of-frozen-crabs-and-asked-a-blonde-stewardess-to-take-care-of-them-for-him-she-took-the-box-and-promised-to-put-it-in-the-crews-refrigerator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/a-lawyer-boarded-an-airplane-in-new-orleans-with-a-box-of-frozen-crabs-and-asked-a-blonde-stewardess-to-take-care-of-them-for-him-she-took-the-box-and-promised-to-put-it-in-the-crews-refrigerator\/","title":{"rendered":"Fair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3737\" src=\"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Fair.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Fair.jpg 350w, https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Fair-300x271.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. &#8220;You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.<\/p>\n<p>He handed it to Leon. &#8220;Now then, I&#8217;m returning $5,000, and we&#8217;re going to decide this case solely on its merits!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. &#8220;So,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.&#8221; Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. &#8220;You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.&#8221; The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736\/"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post\/"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1\/"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments\/?post=3736"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736\/revisions\/"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3761,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736\/revisions\/3761\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/?parent=3736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories\/?post=3736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags\/?post=3736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}