{"id":3756,"date":"2021-01-05T01:53:36","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/?p=3756"},"modified":"2021-01-05T01:53:36","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T01:53:36","slug":"keep-in-practice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/keep-in-practice\/","title":{"rendered":"Keep in practice"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.<\/p>\n

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”<\/p>\n

\u00a0“I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.”<\/p>\n

“Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” \u00a0“I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” “Well, I’m a lawyer, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post\/"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1\/"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments\/?post=3756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions\/"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3760,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions\/3760\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/?parent=3756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories\/?post=3756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags\/?post=3756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}