{"id":5322,"date":"2022-01-17T09:53:03","date_gmt":"2022-01-17T09:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/?p=5322"},"modified":"2022-01-17T09:53:03","modified_gmt":"2022-01-17T09:53:03","slug":"when-lawyers-go-to-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/when-lawyers-go-to-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"When lawyers go to restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Two lawyers, after participating in the defense at a trial, were very tired. They entered a bar and ordered drinks. Then each of them took out a loaf of bread from their briefcase.<\/p>\n

The waiter quickly reminded:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Excuse me, our restaurant has regulations written on the other board: \u201cOur restaurant serves lunch. Please do not eat food brought into the restaurant by yourself.<\/p>\n

The two lawyers happily thanked the waiter and exchanged bread together and then\u2026 continued to eat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two lawyers, after participating in the defense at a trial, were very tired. They entered a bar and ordered drinks. Then each of them took out a loaf of bread from their briefcase. The waiter quickly reminded: \u2013 Excuse me, our restaurant has regulations written on the other board: \u201cOur restaurant serves lunch. Please do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lawyer-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5322\/"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post\/"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1\/"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments\/?post=5322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5322\/revisions\/"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5323,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5322\/revisions\/5323\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/?parent=5322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories\/?post=5322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenguyenlawfirm.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags\/?post=5322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}