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05/01/2021 | Lawyer Jokes

Take care of them!

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible...

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05/01/2021 | Lawyer Jokes

Of course not

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would...

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05/01/2021 | Lawyer Jokes

Unfair

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. “That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity,...

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05/01/2021 | Lawyer Jokes

Where?

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God...

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05/01/2021 | Lawyer Jokes

How you know?

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness: “Yes, sir.” The lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?” The witness: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.” The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness): “Well,...

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28/04/2021 | Legal Updates

Application for deferral of tax payment in 2021

Telex No. 05/CD-TCT dated April 20th, 2021 of the General Department of Taxation regarding implementation of the Government’s Decree No. 52/2021/ND-CP on deferral of time limits for payments of added value tax (VAT), enterprise income tax (EIT), personal income tax (PIT) and land rent in 2021 The contents above are provided...

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05/01/2021 | Lawyer Jokes

Make sure

A Lawyer Calls his best friend who is also a lawyer for advice, panicking. “You’ve got to help me… I just shot my law clerk by accident…I think he’s dead. What should I do?” His mate says “well first you better make sure he’s dead!” ” OK,” says the...

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05/01/2021 | Lawyer Jokes

Liar

As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering questions from both sides. The assistant district attorney asked such questions as: Had I ever been mugged? Did I know the victim or the defendant? The defense attorney took a different approach, however. “I...

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05/01/2021 | Questions & Answer

The employees must pay back the training costs after quitting their jobs

QUESTION: My company signed a long-term contract with 10 people, investing money to train them. But after mastering work, all of them voluntarily left. How do I file a lawsuit against them for compensation? ANSWER: Pursuant to Article 37 of the Labor Code 2012 on the right to unilaterally...

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05/01/2021 | Questions & Answer

How is custody of child implemented?

QUESTION: I’m 30 years old, my girlfriend is 25 years old. We love each other and live together as husband and wife since 2015 but have not registered for marriage and have not married. We now have a common child who is a 2-year-old grandson and does not have...

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